Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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