Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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