Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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