school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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