You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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