Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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