you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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