This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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