think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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