you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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