How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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