this beer tastes like vomit already
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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