well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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