ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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