no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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