How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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