theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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