I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize