you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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