We won't sleep together?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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