Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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