Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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