More tranny stories later!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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