awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
this is an emotional support booty call
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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