Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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