So gin and wine won't be happening again
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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