Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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