i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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