She is in my trunk
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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