If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
im on a boat
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