i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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