so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
