You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
