don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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