In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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