Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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