i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
