he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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