I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Nicole vs. Life
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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