i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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