I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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