I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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