I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
