Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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