There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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