i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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