During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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