i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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