Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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