hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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