Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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