my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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