Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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