you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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