I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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