So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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