there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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