you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
